Yes, today is my birthday. My good friend Stephen Zimmer keeps telling me that today should be a national holiday, and I’m inclined to agree with him. Every so often I get to share my birthday with President’s Day, but that’s not the same. I want my own holiday, damn it!
I’m not entirely certain how to make this happen other than by writing a bunch of books and selling a bazillion copies. Somehow I need to find a way to make myself a national treasure. A literary hero. Or just someone who expresses my crazy in text rather than out loud.
That having been said, consider this your official PSA for my eventual reign as literary overlord.
Oh, and buy my books. They’re pretty good if I do say so myself.